I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO...
Barring the sheer stupidity of the comment, I do have a small amount of appreciation for the fact that someone has taken a concept that was almost surely used in some form of satire at some time and turned it into a literal reality. However, when one breaks down the tweet, it becomes apparent that Stevie Johnson has no one to blame but himself:
I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!If Johnson had taken some time out of his praise schedule to practice, he might have caught the pass on game day.
AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!!At a minimum, Johnson should have used a mixture of question marks and exclamation points here as he did after “HOW”. I don’t have any specific comment here except to refer back to my response to “I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!”.
YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS???I think that God, along with everyone else, expected Johnson to catch the football.
HOW???!!!Here, I agree with Johnson that philosophical speculation into the teleological implications of dropping a pass may not yield any useful information. However, there is something that Johnson can learn, namely how to catch a football, that will benefit him in the future. For more on this I again refer back to my response to “I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!”.
ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!!Understandable.
EVER!!!See previous response.
THX THO...In a seemingly dangerous comment, Johnson appears to be sarcastically deriding God for making him drop the pass. However, if God indeed caused Johnson to drop the pass, it is already evident (and completely understandable after reading this tweet) that God hates Stevie Johnson.
So there you have it, Stevie Johnson. Either you are a complete assclown or God hates you. Congratulations.
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