Friday, August 28, 2009

Alexis Bledel/Zooey Deschanel

You're telling me they're not the same person? Sorry, I don't accept that. Two of the following pictures are Alexis Bledel and two are Zooey Deschanel. Translation: The following four pictures feature the individual known as Alexis Bledel/Zooey Deschanel. Notice that the last names both end with -el. Also, their (her) first initials are A and Z, the first and last letters of the alphabet. This is an obvious ploy to make people think "opposite letters = different people". Now you know better.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Teetotaling Scientists Screw Rats

I find this article disturbing. Apparently, a bunch of prohibitionist scientists ingratiated themselves with the rat community by providing an open bar where the rats could hang out and party. Then, the scientists closed the bar down with no warning whatsoever, killing the rat party instantly. It is not the job of science, sirs and/or madams, to play cruel jokes on fine upstanding rats who simply want to have a good time! I hope that you will apologize to the rats and reopen the rat bar.