Teetotaling Scientists Screw Rats

I find this article disturbing. Apparently, a bunch of prohibitionist scientists ingratiated themselves with the rat community by providing an open bar where the rats could hang out and party. Then, the scientists closed the bar down with no warning whatsoever, killing the rat party instantly. It is not the job of science, sirs and/or madams, to play cruel jokes on fine upstanding rats who simply want to have a good time! I hope that you will apologize to the rats and reopen the rat bar.